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Bwinkles
09-30-2010, 02:51 AM
A. Basic Information

Name: Kenny Trinh
Age: 26 Gender: male... female if it helps my chances
Time zone: central
How long have you played WoW? I'm actually on a very long break due to work. But I think that in the coming 3-4 months I will have 3-4 days a week free, most likely mon-wed
Total time on this character: no clue, my account isn't active

B. System Information

What are your system specs: badass
Do you have a mic: ya, but i've heard that sometimes if i have my fan on speed setting 3 instead of 2, i get some bad static... so i usually try to keep it at a 2.
Do you have any objections to speaking on vent when needed: vocally, my english is very poor. vowels, pitch, taking 2-3 breaths just to say 1 sentence, makes for a very awkward and slightly scary audio experience.
Do you have any disconnection problem at all: sometimes hurricanes like to stop by houston and fuck shit up.....
Post a speed test from http://www.speedtest.net/ dwn: 28.36mbs up: 3.60mbs
Average Latency while raiding: im kinda into japanese porn, and for some reason there isnt any shortage of this stuff... EVER... in order to keep up with that, im usually downloading consistently throughout the day, but it shouldnt effect my ping too much.
Average FPS in raid during a boss: i once knew a chinky med school student from NY that would always tell me, "OVER 9000!"

C. Raiding and Character information

1. Character Name | Spec | Class
Bwinkles. no clue on spec or anything current or that has changed in WoW over the past year. Paladin

2. Are you a clicker:
yes, and to further this answer, ive found that logitech is responsible for this error on my computer where in the correct digital environment, my paladin DI's the boss' main target.

3. Do you have any notable alts:
none. it was hard enough to level Bwinkles.

4. What is your raiding experience Pre-BC? In BC? WoTLK? Specify if in a leadership role:
my experience was enjoyable. i was once in charge of a guild named, "Lay on Hands" this guild was created for a single reason. my paladin Bwinkles (lv60) at the time, would around the clock run alts that were level 1-20 through all the basic instances. these alts all belonged to people with mains.

5. Provide an armory link to your character and a wowhead link to your normal raiding spec:
N/A

6. You will need lots of consumables to keep up with the pace during progression raids. Do you have the will and time to put in enough effort to keep an adequate amount:
i dont believe in gear or pots making the single person more effective in a raid... its about the personality

7. Will you come to a progression raid having already read any available information relevant to encounters:
doing that seems like cheating... im not a cheater

8. What do you think about beginning raids early and staying beyond the required raid times to down new content:
sucks

9. Post a WWS report / Wow Meter Online of a few recent raids in your guild. If your guild does not run these, post a screenshot(s) of your recount for some boss encounters. (DO NOT LEAVE THIS OUT)
Def not available

10. Post a screenshot of your UI while in a raid environment (in combat). (Give a list of any relevant addons not shown.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00x8jfkLv1I


D. Dual Spec

1. What is your secondary spec:ret

2. Are you able to play it as well as your main spec: HEEEEEEECK no

3. Are you willing to change your main spec and/or secondary spec for guild needs: i dont see why not


E. Professions

1. What are your 2 professions? if they are not maxed to the level of profession perks, why not: prior to my current job here at memorial herman hospital, i use to work at urban outfitters.

2. If you have a gathering profession, what is stopping you from dropping it for a profession that benefits your stats more: my family comes from a long line of rice gathers, but we found that the income from that can only support mud huts. as of late, we can now afford logs for better insulation.


F. Other Questions

1. What guild are you currently in? Who is/was the GM? Include their website:
i think my paladin is in limbo somewhere......

2. Why are you leaving your current guild:
dicks

3. Do you play actively outside of raiding:
i am in a fraternity that i like to visit weekly, i have a gf that requires sexing up nightly, and i enjoy movies and music a lot.

4. Are you able to take and improve upon harsh criticism:
why would anyone NEED to critique me?

5. There will be bench time. Everyone will have to sit at one point in time or another. Are you okay with this:
sure, just means more time to "play actively"

6. Why are you interested in joining Acquired Taste? do you currently know anyone in Acquired Taste:
i want to join acquired taste because i heard they are genuinely nice people. i heard their roots come from amazing PvP'ers. and with the release of .... whatever the new expansion is... they will be putting in a big PvP group thing where we fight as a team. i've always been a big big fan of organized bgs.

7. What are the other guilds you applied to? any particular reason why you are shopping for multiple guilds:
i didnt app to anywhere else... why would u write a question like this? already you think im being shiesty?

8. How can we contact you outside of the game? AIM, Email, etc...
ventrilo would be the best around 12am - 3am
here is the info: 63.209.18.159 3806 Pass: hodeargod

Bwinkles
09-30-2010, 03:00 AM
i didnt realize that if i posted anti-recruitment comments on other apps it would move theirs above mine....

soooo

*bump*

Nozyk
09-30-2010, 09:15 AM
hahah, that video is hilarious!

Lobo
09-30-2010, 01:07 PM
God I love you so much Kenny WQH Trinh. Can't wait to do REAL organized BGs with you in cata, pretty sure there are still 99999999 swiftness pots in the bank from forever ago. Also... I'm pretty sure Bwinkles is still in AT... Don't think anyone ever kicked him loooooool

Bustah
09-30-2010, 03:09 PM
I miss your RP Bwinkles!

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc156/xbustah/bwinklescorn.jpg

Brynmor
09-30-2010, 03:28 PM
I miss your RP Bwinkles!

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc156/xbustah/bwinklescorn.jpg

XD

EFFIE
09-30-2010, 04:38 PM
Can't tell if you're just trolling us or what kenny....

Either way, my answer is a very emphatic YESPLZKTHX

socalskillz
09-30-2010, 04:42 PM
Kenny, I fucking love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come back to Socal!

Astrii
10-03-2010, 05:20 AM
Give this man a promotion!

naapalm
10-04-2010, 02:18 PM
Haha, nice Bwinkles you have some time off :)

Divus
10-05-2010, 09:45 AM
Bwinkles is a very unsavory character and possibly a sex terrorist.

Exhibit A: DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT once terrorize a group of children at the ring of blood event in Wotlk, thus BESMIRCHING AT's flawless reputation cultivated mostly by myself?

Exhibit B: DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT once fail to "finish them!" when The Twin Eredar were at 0%, instead FLIPPANTLY remarking "with what" and MASTURBATING FURIOUSLY TO "SPICE WORLD" by the SPICE GIRLS?

Exhibit C: DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT repeatedly BoP those who were already PS'd?

Exhibit D: DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT ruin achievements in Naxx with WILD ABANDON?

Exhibit E: DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT MUSTY OLD EGGS?

Exhibit PG13: DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT fail to RUSH WITH THE GROUP thus getting us PWND BAI /\/00BZ?

Exhibit X to the Z XZhibit: DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT tell Divus "the Macho Man" the Patient to "apply later" thus nearly performing a SNAFU reminiscent of when then Red Sox traded Babe Ruth to the Yankees?

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, I ask you, is this a man who you would want taking care of your child and handling your unmentionables? Ask not what your country can do for you but E Pluribis Unum if the glove don't fit you must Acquit!

Astrii
10-05-2010, 11:16 AM
god almighty

Bwinkles
10-05-2010, 08:43 PM
Time to clarify a few things...

Exhibit A: DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT once terrorize a group of children at the ring of blood event in Wotlk, thus BESMIRCHING AT's flawless reputation cultivated mostly by myself?
I originally was trying to help these tweens with their Ring of Blood event. However, Divus started to try and screw over these kids with his priest with little or no success. Never to leave a guildie hanging, I had to finish up what Divus started and started to chain terrorize the tweens. I figured that randomly screwing them over would just leave them puzzled and frustrated. However this haze of confusion would only last for mere moments before a mounted Divus would start to yell wild remarks regarding their sub-human intellect. If this wasn't enough, between these remarks was a slew of wide eyed, drooling, teeth-showing, maniacal laughter from said priest.

Exhibit B: DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT once fail to "finish them!" when The Twin Eredar were at 0%, instead FLIPPANTLY remarking "with what" and MASTURBATING FURIOUSLY TO "SPICE WORLD" by the SPICE GIRLS?
I wouldn't blame Divus for putting me in this scenario. Iriemember had little or no faith in me obviously since this boss was at less than 1% hp, and Irie expected me to UNLOAD MY GODLIKE PALADIN WRATH. which was an auto hit, conc, holy shock, judgement, and hammer..... adding up to a ballpark number of say 2k..... understanding a mixed bit of BASIC mathematics and COMMON sense, I had no choice but to watch as a FEMALE boss (of all things), pull her hand across her body ready to backhand the living shit out of my dwarf. I simply asked, "with what?....." In regards to the masturbation part, I borrowed Divus' greatest hits for masturbation playlist off his iphone, and not being one to waste what little time I had, found this to be the best time to do it.

Exhibit C: DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT repeatedly BoP those who were already PS'd?
The people who were supposedly, "PS'd" received it from Divus. As everyone who has ever raided with Divus knows, I had to make sure.... so I followed up with a BoP.

Exhibit D: DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT ruin achievements in Naxx with WILD ABANDON?
Hooooookay I did that......

Exhibit E: DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT MUSTY OLD EGGS?
IF anyone saw the rack and legs on this chick, you would not blame me for doing what I did.

Exhibit PG13: DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT fail to RUSH WITH THE GROUP thus getting us PWND BAI /\/00BZ?
I was framed. My voice being asian and all, was very similar to Divus'. At the beginning of several BGs, I was tactically setting up targets for our ranged DPS to take out to weaken the tanks that would bomb into our group. Divus realized that my abilities to lead a BG group is obtainable to him only in far-fetched dreams. So Divus used a very old and ancient tactic used by Indians against new settlers. In order to disrupt the unit, he would use a vocal skill called, ventriloquy. Throwing his voice around to match my own, he would send our own team to their uncalled for deaths.

Exhibit X to the Z XZhibit: DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT tell Divus "the Macho Man" the Patient to "apply later" thus nearly performing a SNAFU reminiscent of when then Red Sox traded Babe Ruth to the Yankees?
During my official interview with Divus, I said that this was a solid raiding guild that would require him to farm, raid, and learn boss fights. His answer was that in the coming weeks he would be going on a cross-country trip to interview for women with little or no income who would be willing to marry him into the United States. As a follow up to this, I asked for a picture of him. After a bit of mis-communication and realizing that Divus' appearance is similar to that of a pale Ethiopian midget, I anticipated that his journey to find anyone that desperate to marry him for money would be hard. So I simply stated that maybe he should reapply when he was a citizen and had a stable lifestyle.

I am not one without human error, but if you look at my history and supposed mistakes, you will see that Divus has always been quite afraid of my warm and caring personality. I am consistently under the heavy burden of being affliated with someone who recklessly has no consideration for human life (Divus), but I forgive you Divus. Bless those who persecute you; bless, and don’t curse (Romans 12:14).

Lobo
10-05-2010, 11:33 PM
Kenny, I'll talk to Luphin and see what I can do.
-- With regards, Loboshtiash.

Bwinkles
10-06-2010, 03:03 AM
Please tell me that there has been at least 1 app where they say they've talked to Luphin and would consider him a close friend!

LOLOLOL

Bwinkles
10-06-2010, 03:07 AM
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=11675540548&postId=120640763361&sid=1#20

oh baby....

Iriemember
10-28-2010, 03:38 PM
stop bringing up the past.
kenny did u died ╗╖╩§w√

Lobo
11-04-2010, 12:06 AM
lolkenny