Frequently Asked Questions...

[EFFIE]

These are some frequently asked questions...

Q: My current guild is super serious, I would appreciate a non-public forum for my application. Can I PM you my app?
A: Yes. PM me your app. That's, Effie on the forums, Efficacy in game. You should probably tell me you PMed it to me, so that I don't miss it.

Q: My Application got deleted! What happened?
A: You've been denied. Thanks for your time.

Q: I'm pretty good, here's a link to my character profile, can you just take a look and tell me if I can get in?
A: No. Make a proper application. No exceptions.

Q: What are your raid times?
A: Read the application format post in the Applications thread. Sunday - Thursday, 7 PM - 12 AM, Central Time.

Q: I have a prior obligation that cannot be worked around, causing me to be late all the time, do you guys need any bench players?
A: No.

Q: Are you guys recruiting Paladins?
A: Yes.

Q: How many girls do you have in your guild?
A: 2.

Q: Where do you get that mount?
A: Goway.

[Slott]

+10 points if you figure out which alien divus sounds like.

[EFFIE]

Mordin Solus is a Salarian geneticist, professor, and a former operative of the Special Tasks Group, where he performed reconnaissance and participated in the modification of the Krogan genophage. In 2185, he was recruited by Commander Shepard to assist in a high-risk mission against the Collectors. Mordin has a moral character best described as consequentialistic, believing the ends justify the means, though he dislikes taking life without good cause. His actions are often guided by an impersonal logic, refusing to let his conscience and personal and emotional connections cloud his judgment of what he believes is truly best in the big picture. Though he is affable, quick-talking and friendly, Mordin bears physical scars of his time in the STG and is still handling the consequences of his past.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yHgtvChoEE

This is Divus...